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Amazing results!! After just one day, all of my Porcine Fund shares are completely worthless!! A big thank you for everyone at The Porcine Fund. -- Jerry Daffews

I have absolutely no problem with my taxes. I'm sure you know there's a difference between loopholes and tax deductions. They're part of our system, they're perfectly legal and perfectly normal. -- Arianna Huffington

I simply returned a call from my stockbroker. -- Martha Stewart

I have done nothing wrong, and the indictment is not justified. -- Kenneth Lay

High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts. -- Finley Peter Dunne

I know certain intrigues as well if I had witnessed them although I might possess tangible evidence. -- Charles Ponzi

Finally, some truth in mutual fund advertising! -- Jon B.

When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin. -- Mae West

Time, space, and causality are only metaphors of knowledge, with which we explain things to ourselves. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

Testimonials on this page refer to the concept of capital devaluation. Unless specifically stated otherwise, testimonials on this page do not refer specifically to The Porcine Fund. The Porcine Fund seeks capital devaluation.

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